I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
