Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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