where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
