told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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