i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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