It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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