what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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