My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
