she kept yelling 'call me bella'
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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