remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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