Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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