Plan B is the new Plan A
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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