well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize
