I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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