You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And then my night got REAL pukey
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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