Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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