even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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