The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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