i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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