Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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