whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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