I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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