i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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