my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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