we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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