Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
either way he was missing a nipple.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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