My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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