physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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