Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
how drunk are you?
Several
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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