Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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