No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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