belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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