She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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