Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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