How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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