Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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