i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
