Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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