We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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