So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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