i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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