You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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