He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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