Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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