The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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