it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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