Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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