HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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