I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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