He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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