Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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