the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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