Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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