do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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